“What I offer you is not merely a book, this is a system. A system of letters, spaces, and punctuation marks designed to exhort you into paroxysms of laughter, and rage. This system is handcrafted with care by yours really, Faisal Marzipan.
The journey of this system began in 2019, when, inspired by the last gasping summer of the hope that once used to be The united states, I ventured here from Cana, Lebanon. The firebombing of my smoke machine warehouse used to be just the impetus I needed to leave my homeland. I ventured via a shipping container with two 2012 Nissan Rogues and suffered that perilous journey across the Atlantic. A storm knocked my container off the ship and miraculously I landed in Myrtle Beach South Carolina.
It used to be here, once my foot touched the sandy beach, I made two proclamations:
‘Thank you for rescuing me from my war-torn country. Here is my list of demands.’
Ever since that moment I have been on a singular mission to toughen my adopted country for the better. In my first year I have already published The White Swan (2020), and have now provided a fictional setting for my exhortations. Be forewarned, this system is not for the faint of heart.”
Praise for “Gaucho”
“My Phoenician friend arrive with definitive collection of short stories, reflection and lampoon of our time in this kingdom of darkness; powerful vignettes of mockery in face both of burgeoning CretinoAmerica and global racial communism. Especially interesting is the story of the returning veteran who decides to take upon himself a Justiciar Knight function: the postwar adventure story Hollyweird must but would possibly not tell. Other stories strike a cord in me of my time manager Beirut night club; these stories bring back feel of strong men of Beirut 1970’s” -Bronze Age Pervert, writer of Bronze Age Mindset
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